The Recliner Supreme – Cooking with Hank

The Recliner Recliner Supreme

Ingredients:

4 frozen pizza bites

3 slices of bacon

One waffle

Spray cheese

Syrup

Pickles for “vegetables”

A handful of shredded cheese you grab straight from the bag like a raccoon

Instructions:

Burn your fingers immediately trying to take pizza bites out of the microwave too early. This is tradition.

Fry bacon in a pan until the smoke alarm starts acting like it pays rent.

Toast one waffle and stare at it like you’ve invented modern cuisine.

Place pizza bites ON the waffle. This is now your bun. Science has left the building.

Add bacon, shredded cheese, and an irresponsible amount of spray cheese.

Drizzle syrup over the top because your stomach stopped making good decisions 45 minutes ago.

Add pickles so you can tell yourself, “At least I had vegetables.”

Serving Suggestion:

Best enjoyed sitting in a recliner that makes noises when you stand up, while watching a documentary you fell asleep during three nights ago.